You are obviously a plant by the reciept tape ppl!

Thank you!!

I literally only go there to check my HOA’s group page

I don’t know that that stops friend suggestions, and of course that means I’d need to find his account which may suggest me to him :(

I fully expect Facebook to suggest my molester someday, he’s related to people I am friends with so it’s bound to happen

It’s one of my favorite scenes in any movie :-)

My lasagna is so good I don’t have to shake my thing at all.

I like to call him Mr. Melania Trump ever since I saw some pundent call. HRC Mrs Bill Clinton

I fraking love that movie!! I saw it with my 86 year old dad, he laughed and laughed.

Very talkative and playful, I would get her a pony if she asked.

It’s 100% more terrifying this season. I loved it!

Perfect IDGAF look!!

I got a kitten, I highly recommend kitten therapy for all your political blues

Issa should spend some time investigating himself for his habit of grand theft auto.

My husband is in construction in a very wealthy area and this is 100% true, rich clients argue about each item and refuse to pay often.

Probably a little bit of both.

He himself said that when Ivanna became successful running his hotel he saw her as less attractive and too interested in business instead of having dinner on the table for him, he sites that as the beginning of the end of that marriage.

His phone was obviously locked in a safe with an ugly woman holding the only copy of the combination.

Donald will tweet