If I’m a passenger I’ll certainly eat some edibles and enjoy the fine sites on I5 but driving stoned is not okay w/me for a myriad of reasons, tho it’s preferable to driving drunk which I view as a very selfish act.

I smoke a metric ton of weed but I have never smoked in a car, I’m paranoid af and I don’t even carry any in the car except for one time when a dear and generous kinja friend gave me some edibles and I had to drive them back to Northern California.

I liked my take on it too, but it’s unseemly to lead with your own tweet (I do that all the time btw)

After you’ve left your wife for another woman when she got cancer the bar is pretty darn low.

This is a virus tho, totally different concept, Chris Hardwick is already excited to do the companion show “ Talking Clown”

Excellent idea! We can get the Juggalo audience most advertisers dream of!

Everyone knows coupons are better than a fully-funded program because then you get to choose where to spend tons of money!

We need something to replace zombies as the bad guy.

I guess I should write up that dystpian clown virus pilot script and get in on this tend.

Lol, men would call their doctor and their mommy if they had a period poop!

You. May. Be. On. To. Something. There.😜

Just Detention is such a great organization, they quietly do very important work

It’s a burden being this beautiful, you wouldn’t understand.

I very often wear pajamas to pick my daughter up from school, my look projects my philosophy of giving zero fucks☺

The one from the Bachelor, I don’t watch it I just know he’s a villain.

I think we should all be more careful about the reality TV we consume, that’s where this starts. If we don’t stop we’ll be voting between Ramona Singer and Chad Johnson in 2020.

I’d never measure my daughter’s penis.

I like it, I can chill unnoticed. All the pressure is off.

LOL can he really not get his Twitter account verified??