There are so many things in this world I will never understand. And near the very top of this list, is how the execs at Nick are seemingly unable to spare one Spongebob re-run a week for what is unarguably one of the best animated series in recent times.

And like people who bitch about people bitching about reality TV, but keep reading it anyway, you secretly enjoy these comments and could have just as easily scrolled down or went to a different comment instead of clicking here and replying.

This Hatesong section is like the reality TV of the A.V. Club. A bunch of people I don't care about spouting a bunch of opinions I didn't want to hear. And yet, I always find myself exposed to it.

Man, there's just something about the phrase "fat fuck" at the end of a comment seething in sarcasm that makes me giggle every time.

Well you can't stop now. Go ahead. Justin Timberlake is the…

I didn't know there were so many Sublime haters. I don't understand the hate. I invite everyone who cares enough to give their personal reasons for hating Sublime (supporters need not reply).

That's a fucking great analogy. But I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing as I assume you're suggesting.