I think you are reaching here Torch.
Do you also punch in 55378008 into a calculator and then giggle uncontrollably when reading it upside down?

The year was 1998. My mistake was renting a Jeep in Mexico.
I was in Cancun with a bunch of friends, we rented 2 Jeeps so we could drive to Chichen Itza, after all you can only spend so much time drinking, right? Wrong. Should have stayed at the beach drinking Pina Coladas.

Also I assume you meant $5,432.33. Or maybe that dealer does charge $5 mil back to BMW for warranty work on the M5, in which case they should just give you the loaner car free to keep for bringing the M5 in! ha

$5,432,333 to fix a leaky seal? Insanity. Glad you are writing these articles, I always am tempted to pickup something like this as you see the used ones with no warranty for so cheap, but obviously there is a good reason for it.

With that body kit those wheels look way too small on the side profile too. Whole thing just looks bad. Too bad, as I actually like that era of WRX. With the low mileage, if this just had engine and maybe stereo mods, but minus all the horrible body kit stuff, then it wouldn’t be a bad car (for maybe $7-8k).