Why is she taking a picture of Mariah's scalp? Is she crafting a skinsuit?

If you're on your way to LARP, don't forget your Mountain Dew dude.

I have seen Survivorman, I have watched Man vs Wild, I have watched that Grizzlyman guy get mauled by bears....

So you've robbed....

What exactly is "dewy"? Isn't it moist? Isn't moist a good state for eyes to be in?

She looks like a Mortal Kombat villain.

Dearest Joe, my silver fox,

I had two thoughts immediately....

I write, therefore I love.

It's a good thing that reporter has a third arm to hold that camera.

Jessica, some of your shirt/vest thing is trying to crawl away.

Someone skinned and dyed Cousin It.

All the Republicans pictured look like they just ate a shit doughnut.

I have no problems with anything here.

@arodriguez.romero: You think he'd be better prepared for betraying humanity then, wouldn't you?

@Sophie (no longer) needs to study...celebrate!: I can accomplish that look naturally....by being surprised.

@stoprobbers: Okay...

@stoprobbers: She-Hulk, Supergirl, Black Cat, Black Canary, Elektra, Huntress, Emma Frost, Marvel Girl, Willow Rosenberg, Witchblade...

I had not heard of a brow lift until just now.

Was the guy the antichrist before he fled?