Resident of MN and self-appointed expert on winter coats, here. (I fucking hate the winter, I fucking hate the cold, why I live here is a mystery to me.) In my years in this wasteland, I’ve come up with a system that requires 2 coats, with one bonus coat. If you live anywhere that gets seriously cold/snowy in the…

“i’m from Fairview, ain’t nothing to do out there but smoke pot, screw and tip cows.”

It happens more often than you’d think.

The gif that immediately comes to mind:

We can only be satisfied with the long-form version, though.