Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

At this point, I’m not so sure that some of these supporters haven’t taken a look at what Russia is and decided that it’s something they want here. Devastated free press; check. Single religion dominated society with plenty of laws enforcing its moral code; check. State sanctioned discrimination and downright…

Nope. All keeping Sessions on did was give cover to a couple Republicans to vote in a way they viewed to be politically expedient. Now, they have their “I opposed a Trump nominee” badge. Now they will fall in line and confirm every one of his remaining cabinet members. And Supreme Court Justice. This is all theater.…

Mike Pence is pretty much the defecto leader of the American Taliban. Her blonde hair helmet is essentially the burqa of rich, white women.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

This is not a liberal vs. conservative thing anymore.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

California doesn’t need the government’s money, the government needs California’s money.

Just hide the immigrants and refugees in libraries, H&R Block and sexual harassment prevention classes. Trump will never find them there.

I hear that in the case of a illegitimate president, the electorate has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

PIZZAGATE WAS NOT INTELLIGENCE SHARED WITH THE PRESIDENT, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT, OR THE GANG OF 8!!!!

I’m assuming you’re White, on account of the fact that you wear a balaclava in public and the police haven’t murdered you.

Do you even lyften, brōþor?

This image is simply genius Jim. You are the best illustrator in the business.

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.

Jill Stein a salad. Hah! She’d probably be worse than either of them. 

You mean by someone who undoubtedly won the primary by millions of votes even not including the super delegates?

and the greatest reply this christmas goes to... (also, cockblocktopus. pure gold.)

on a slightly more serious note, I loved the comedy, but I really, really hope noone one a site that is famous for its social leaning is going to start defending maggie thatcher)

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS