David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

Shouldn’t we, as women, be more pissed that we have to train men like dogs in order to act like responsible, thoughtful humans?

Ok, you also missed the point. Why does there have to be a ‘confrontation’ about shit that men should just know how to do because they are ADULTS. She’s afraid because men aren’t shit and she knows that even with a really good man, bringing this up is going to start some shit. Why does she have to start some shit just…

In-pregnant? You clearly have all the knowledge on the subject to have an open and informative discussion

Cousin-fucking bible thumpers get dismissed. BTW, the Senate doesn’t have the votes. When it fails, I’m going to my local clinic and paying for random abortions. Three more punches on my card, and I get a free vac job.

1. They aren’t babies.

It’s a fetus, not a baby. Mind your fucking business.

I have a huge personal stake in this, so forgive me if I get emotional, but.....arghhh. I think you’re missing a lot here. I had a termination at 13 weeks for a fetal malformation, and joined a support group of many women who were forced to do the same. I was comparatively “lucky,” because my abnormality was SO…

I’m sorry but people seem to forget that women get pregnant, not men. Women can die from pregnancy, men can’t. Pregnancy is a medical condition. Any decision about a pregnancy should be made by the woman who is pregnant and her doctor, no one else, certainly not Congress or any other men.

You know the beauty of buying bananas? I don’t have a salesperson trying to sell me bananas. I know I want bananas. I know I want 6 bananas. I know the condition of the bananas I want. I don’t need some idiot telling me I really want 4 apples.

So you’re saying a woman talking about sports is about the same as a child talking about sports? Newsflash: a lot of women out there actually know and understand sports, especially when those women are sportswriters.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Can I vote for “the strip club Cardi B used to work at” for President next time? Because it appears to be organizing disaster relief faster than the federal fucking government.

So...*you’re* not the survivor, she is, right? This is like reading a story of “your” pregnancy that involves you smoking and pacing in the waiting room while the baby is being born.

Someone resurrected this gem:
 

Whenever someone trots this out I know they are:

so he’s doing anonymous copywriting that doesn’t involve journalism or editorial work?

Well, I didn’t realize Colorado had that expansive of a law. Huh, good for them. I’m not sure it’s constitutional for them to expand it that far beyond the federal definition (the Supreme Court in Heart of Atlanta v US leaned kind of heavy on the fact that the Civil Rights Act wasn’t trying to apply itself to all busin…