can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Yes she and Jason Jones have I don’t remember how many kids. 3!

I have missed her. I’m looking forward to her show.

These are fantastic if you have unruly pets.

These are fantastic if you have unruly pets.

Peele is channeling The Weeknd. I wonder if that’s intentional.

I never watch the Su....Large Sports Event, unless my group of athletes is participating. But now I just might.

They look as happy to be at Prom as at the SAG - just enjoying time together. Very sweet.

I feel like when white folks complain about race issues, some are worried they’ll be treated the same way that minorities were treated for much of American history.

And I wanna say, “No, we won’t do that to you. We won’t set up specific race-based laws to keep you from working, running your own businesses, voting,…

For fuck’s sake people. I can’t even offer anything besides that because there’s no arguing with these type of people. Literally ANY study, ANY report, ANY info at all that you could try to show them to counteract what they believe and they just dismiss it as being untrue “because”.

Check out ‪#SnowvWade on the Twitters. People are pledging to donate to abortion funds for each inch of snow this weekend. I kind of like whoever thought of that campaign.

Oh this will be good. Southern Baptists marching in a blizzard.

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

Mispronouncing a person’s name is a classic power/ dickhead move. Jeb is so pathetic he has to insult kids. Go back to Florida you pathetic dipshit.

Obviously Trump would be Veruca Salt.

Jesus, he is a grown up Augustus Gloop with no German accent.

Right?