Politipets.

Please let “Good Dogs Of Famous World Leaders” be a running thing.

Spoiler alert you grew up rich. The evidence I used was trips to Europe and Private college.

This doesn’t work with every bigoted conversation, but as a straight white guy, a lot of bullshit I hear is framed as stuff like “Women, am I right?!” I like to look at them blankly and say “What do you mean?” Just act completely, utterly confused by any negative stereotypes. Often asking people to explain their…

I really want to see this movie but more than anything I want everyone to see this good tweet.

I hate his face. He looks like he’s seconds from saying, “My dad makes more money than your dad.”

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

here i offer my alternatives:

In terms of post-apocalyptic young adult TV shows, I recommend The 3%, which is a Brazilian show that Netflix picked up. It’s actually pretty great! And it’s really refreshing to see a Hunger Games concept from a non-American perspective.

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.

Accusing people of gaslighting is very hot right now

omg is he single? does he like distinctly uncool 48 year old women? i think i’m in love.

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

On it. Thanks.

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but it is a story that amuses me as an adult. In kindergarten there was one girl in our class who was most definitely the alpha child. She was the smartest, the fastest, the tallest, she was always first in line, did the best on all the projects. I distinctly…

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

i’m trying to buy a house right now.