Women who are sick or in pain from being pregnant should just suck it up and be thankful that they are doing the thing they were built to do in this world. In particular, don’t mention any of the discomfort to anyone because it makes people feel uncomfortable to think about vaginas. If a woman has morning sickness,…

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Okay, but can reporting on this story PLEASE emphasize that the camp is located on unceded treaty land? Not only are they being ordered to leave, but they’re being ordered to leave land that actually belongs to them.

The doctor is . . . a woman!

*she

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

So you’re saying that Chris Evans appears at some point wearing only strategically placed whipped cream, a banana & two cherries?

It seems fitting for our times that the top comment so far (at least as it is displayed for me) is abjectly wrong on the facts.

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

in Trunp’s America rudeness is a virtue

There’s no reason to say this.

I suffer from this and I never did flakka, my addiction was pain pills > heroin. Anyone else out there struggle with these issues in recovery? I am constantly “losing” words and can’t find what I want to say.

I kind of want the personalized cross to masturbate with. But it should vibrate, and maybe not be wood.

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.

am i the only person who basically has no desire to see live action versions of cartoons? unless you are doing something like ‘ever after’ whats the point?

I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my…

it was a roller coaster ride, for sure...thanks for reading.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.