I can’t think of a single Trump campaign promise that he appears intent on delivering....

The McAdoo playbook

Who’s gonna go through recall process when Christmas is around the corner. Wrap and regift.

“It’ll continue to dice your food even when it’s inside your mouth.”

Not sure why, but one thing that still bothers me; We all remember how he said “I could shoot someone and wouldn’t lose any voters” but he refuses to release his tax forms. Well, whatever is in his tax returns must be worst than a murder.

Riiiigghhhtt show me all the times that semi-trucks have crashed and spilled 176k+ gallons of oil on important areas.

This one spill is 19+ years worth of tanker truck spills. So I think your math is a little off there. It’s cool though y’all are amazing at false equivalencies it’s how you got Trump elected.

Yeah, forget the wall. The way this guy is “presiding”, we should put caution tape around America.

The story is a hoax anyways. Those oil pipeline folks have assured us that nothing like this could happen.

You just gave a free ride to Skittles in your comment. Now, I’m pissed ;)

He said he didn’t recognize Smith the night of the shooting and grew despondent hours later upon learning he had killed him.

Something as minor as “the Sabbath” was never going to come between Louisiana and convicting a POC.

Now that is a take.

So he only wants to be RNC chair...or sofa...?

“When I want good sax, I call Candy”—Dave Stewart

The great thing about an Allman Brothers show was that you never knew who would show up for a song or two.

Or hold our breath?

We’re still pretending Madonna isn’t a huge asshole?

I am not a fan of this Jake Tapper impersonation. Needs more furrowed brow and disbelief.