It’s on foxtrot alpha you dingus. Plus no one is forcing you to read this article if it hurts your little snowflake feelings.

Why is this on my car blog?!?!?

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Tattoos hardly indicate anything.

All choices have consequences.

Might want to update the copy and remove the word “soldiers” from this.

Did you just call the Marines guarding the White House soldiers...?

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

The message is clear; DON'T FUCK WITH JALOPNIK

turn that thing 90 degrees left, and i'd use it

WHAT?? WHAT??

C-5M Pilot here, it's an awesome jet. The upgrades make it takeoff and land, at least in feeling, to the T-1 trainer aircraft that we all fly before getting heavies. I think our reliability rates are low because, as you said, there are very few of them out there, and so very few maintenance capable bases that also…

"Unlike the doors, the hood, this isn't a panel you can just unbolt"

Some ideas:

OR, you could, you know, buy a new car. And just drive it.