I like to think Jesus the man pry was, though no evidence exists that it’s true. As an atheist, I hope he was a cool guy who wouldn’t deserve what humanity has turned him into.

you seem to be confusing the behavior of the Catholic Church with the progressive teachings of Jesus the filthy communist hippie; it’s two different things. Jesus was definitely progressive in today’s terms.

I’d say the infrastructure isn’t ready for the tech.

well there was this one time I self incriminated on the internet for a few seconds of fame.

Never expect a corporation to do anything but try to make more money.

You must not have read it, seeing as the Republic of Gilead is what was formerly the United States. The location is based on Cambridge, MA. The religion that rules the area is explicitly a form of bastardized Christianity.

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

I unfortunately came to the same conclusion.

Actually, according to my bank, I can not

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Yeah well fucking with NAFTA can seriously affect the car industry... so that’s why you’re seeing it.

This isn’t honest journalism. This is how EVERY car company shows cars avaialbe at X price. Bad headline is bad.

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The biggest problem with this study is that nobody cares about the age you finally kick off, the issue is how long can you have meaningful quality of life.

LOL....actually, i take it back....i like you....you did turn out ok

You did not turn out ok. You are in the comments section of Deadspin.

“won’t anyone think of the kids?!”

Hmmm...you mean something like: