Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

There are plenty of reasons to want to try to make it work, to want to give second chances. And I imagine it takes a while for the realization to sink in that someone like Weiner really is just that much of a piece of shit, that all of the positive qualities that you found in him to love don’t outweigh that, and that…

Love fucks with your head.

HASN’T HUMA ENDURED ENOUGH

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

Eh, but I don’t think she was trying to change anyone’s mind. She was including commentary on the current political shit storm into her stand up routine, and since commenting on cultural issues is kind of her thing, I’m shocked people didn’t expect her to mention the election.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

A large portion of White Americans loves being told that they live in a hellhole and they’re being brutally oppressed and that their problems are because of some great big Other who’s been hurting them for so long. And I think they come at that from two positions. First, the rural white, who genuinely was ignored and…

If Trump wants African Americans to vote for him, instead of asking them what they have to lose by voting for him, he should demonstrate what they have to gain.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

And besides being good business, who would want to build a platform and then have it be dominated by racist shitheads? The aggrievement and entitlement are so striking. It’s the same as the way little children will whine “It’s not fair!” whenever they don’t get their way. There’s nothing unfair at all about Twitter…

It doesn’t matter to Trump’s supporters or to the “never Hillary” Bernie supporters. Every single policy stance Trump has taken is a complete contradiction of itself. He’s going to end all the wars, yet demolish ISIS. He’s going to be a tough negotiator, yet he’s going to end all our international negotiations. He’s…

Or that Clinton doesn’t care about the middle class when Trump has explicitly said that he cares about making money for himself. He has said it hinted or sort of tried to articulate that he can use his “business knowledge” to “make us win” but he has never actually done anything or even promised anything concrete to…

This is what kills me. She’s the liar because people suspect she’s lying. But he is not a liar, even though he has been caught red-handed time after time. So he can grandstand about honesty and loyalty! The world is upside down, I swear.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

Anderson Cooper declined to tell me how woke he is, indicating that he’s incredibly woke

Goodbye. I have perished from the stupidity of this article. I’ve loved you all.

In a lot of commentary over the Paula Deen workplace harassment suit, I've noticed a common refrain: Why is anyone surprised that Paula Deen is racist? She's an old white lady from the South!

The assumption that the South is full of racist people like her is insulting to all the people from Dixie who managed to grow up dipped in racism lard and yet are somehow not reflexive haters of minorities.