I would never get married again and never would advise anyone else to do it, but if I had to give some good advice I would advise marrying someone you actually want to have sex with from the beginning. That was my biggest mistake, I think. Sometimes you can bring attraction back but I spent a long time working on…

This sounds like some Incel coping type stuff to me. And I say that as someone who is incel but not AN incel.

Did they pay her $4 million settlement with five $800,000 checks that never expire? Everything about this story is strange. I was wondering how she had $4 million let alone multiple checks for $800,000 with no bank account. Most banks I’ve dealt with don’t cash any checks for non-customers and rarely cash 3rd party…

2-3 teams passed on him, max. 9 teams weren’t looking for a QB. The biggest criticism should be for the Bills essentially trading him away and possibly the Bears for going Trubisky.

I look like John Mayer and I am not famous. My number is sub-5.

They advertise fresh cracked eggs, afaik. Think they have or did whenever they rolled out the all day breakfast.

I’d rather have more eggs and bacon. Breakfast is my favorite and I need a lot of calories but just 1 of their sausage patties gives me terrible acid reflux.

I’m with you, because I need like 4000 calories a day to maintain (I am not obese but not small, either) and not pass out at work. So I go for the biggest calorie bang for buck, but a lot of people are into that caloric restriction thing.

There are a lot of cities that have jobs with reasonable commutes that don’t involve complicated journeys involving multiple forms of transportation and expenses. You get in a car and drive 15 minutes or whatever, park, and go in. 

I live in a suburb of a major city (Midwest so unacceptable for NYC and Hollywood snobs, I’m sure). It’s considered one of the “good” ones with great schools (and a lot of diversity). 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, garage, finished basement and a yard. Mortgage payment with escrow (taxes, insurance) is slightly over $1000/mo on…

Pretty much my only option most of the time, so thanks.

Well, in the same way that one fast food place has a 4 for $4 and another has a 5 for $4. Same concept, with the lesser option coming along undercutting the price.

So, it’s exactly like Dominos $5.99 (when you buy 2) deal except 99 cents less per item.

I go inside sometimes when there are long lines. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. It could be quick because there’s no line inside but a lot of times they make up for it by making you wait just as long for your food.

Burger King is quick because when you get up there, there’s usually a sign saying the place is closed, the place is dark and you can tell it’s closed, or someone tells you they are out of meat.

Who is Matt Smith?

She got everything she has because her husband ran into a fucking tree.

If They Mated - Joe Scarborough and Jim Gaffigan

For me that’s how I feel about Facebook but twitter is great.

Shut up and play Summer of 69!