So, it’s exactly like Dominos $5.99 (when you buy 2) deal except 99 cents less per item.

I go inside sometimes when there are long lines. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. It could be quick because there’s no line inside but a lot of times they make up for it by making you wait just as long for your food.

Burger King is quick because when you get up there, there’s usually a sign saying the place is closed, the place is dark and you can tell it’s closed, or someone tells you they are out of meat.

Who is Matt Smith?

She got everything she has because her husband ran into a fucking tree.

If They Mated - Joe Scarborough and Jim Gaffigan

For me that’s how I feel about Facebook but twitter is great.

Shut up and play Summer of 69!

Some of us have the capacity to not care about either cursing or blowjobs.

Because they think Trump hates “the blacks” more and that’s good enough for them.

I’ll just back to listening the The College Dropout and pretend this never happened.

One needn’t be a snob to think that the dough/base is an essential part of making a pizza worth eating. Man, I have eaten some things in my day - both to be cheap and because I just love eating, and I am not a snob. I may have even taken a piece of white bread and thrown some pasta sauce and a piece of cheese under a…

I’ve had several frozen pizzas that are better than most of the chains. They still aren’t very good but they are better than chain pizza most of the time.

I mean, I like making “pizzas” out of different things - english muffins can be decent, for example, but it’s still not a pizza. 

Digiorno pizzas at the cheapest store in my area are over $5 unless on sale. Pretty much the only sub $5 (non-party or single serving) pizzas are store brand and Tombstone. I haven’t had a Little Caesar pizza since 2010 but they had less taste than the cheapest generic frozen pizza at the time.

This seems like the least sexual couple in the history of people having sex.

You could also take an SSRI and have your wife/girlfriend/whatever think you are not attracted to her at all. 

Oh, OK. I don’t pay any fees and neither does my wife or biz partner, but maybe that’s because we all have business accounts and use the balance.

I’ve been there just over a year. My hourly rate is/was over $15, but as I explained this is a pay cut for me and most of the existing workers at my facility. The $15 as the lowest rate is a new thing as of 11/1. I started at $15 last year because my facility had a higher building rate than some buildings. I have…

Thanks for commenting. I don’t think many people understand this. Even some of my co-workers tried to rationalize that it would work out about the same, but these are guys that live to use UPT and haven’t even looked at their stock accounts. My AM was talking up the raise at standup but just No. PA tried to spin it in…