some Long Island parkway merges can in fact require some legitimate acceleration ability. But we don’t live in a Marxist state, and if I want moar power, by Jove I’m going to get it.

But that single second is amazing and I’ll always be back for it. It is special to have that power on tap even if I only get to harvest it a few times per day. So I 100% of the time want to have the option to go for a wild ride compared to tooling around 99% of the time knowing I’ll never even get to use the speed.

I mean, cars have been that way for 60 years....do you really want to drive a car with 50 hp?

My Odyssey is pretty fast when it’s unloaded too. It’ll haul 1000 lbs in the passenger compartment though.

Lessee...

“Community Impact Program”?

Planning on doing smart with a Hayabusa conversion, thanks for giving me the paint job for it.

Epic fail… Try harder… F

Installing charge ports on lampposts seems like better solution:

I think it makes more sense if you know the original Hungarian…

This isn’t correct, its missing “genitalia” and “cocaine” squares, or is that a more advanced level?

And Alabama is red, not green. Duh.

The most famous one is the Dodo.

Hazards of going on here at work and Kinja making me unable to edit after a minute.

I have 8 month old twins and my wife is adamant on having 2 more.

He got about 8 a year.

I don’t know what to do. Send advice or money*

Note the use of the term “premium”. Marketers love that word. It is one of the most extensively tested terms in all of marketing, and it is used any time you want to charge a customer more.

Prices in the United States, being 50 autonomous states each with their own tax systems that encourage creative competition, do not include tax.

Not a homeowner, are you? Try selling your house when the guy next door has cars on blocks or a massive chicken coop in his front yard, then you’ll care about neighbors’ impact on property values.