Don’t be jellos but a friend’s father made some BIG bucks slicing and sealing the rear of these cars to make them hatches in the 80's...

I mean I’ve tried everything to get us up to par with San Fran, but nothing worked. Even tried shitting on the sidewalks.

Pretty sure that’s speed (not duct) tape!

You had me at self driving!

You know what? With everybody trying to out dick measure everybody, if I had stomp on porcelain money, I would purposely drive a Camry in these conditions. Just to troll people. People would be like “who drives up to XYZ place with a CAMRY?!”

Note the Saudi license plate. You know your place is exclusive as fuck when you can tell a Saudi royal to GTFO.

let’s just say the moral of this story is that there’s zero correlation between your car and your sex life.

Im so damn tired of these all show and no go trims. Invest in some actual performance!

So many Great Gems in there! if only he had taken the time to put a tarp above the ground and a car cover on his every purchase, his collection would have been a fortune.

Property value loss...etc.

One solution would be to put in motion activated sprinklers. That usually works to keep pets off the lawn.

Where do your rich people go when they need a life-saving surgery?

I figured you would cite the Civil War. Lol, american’s fighting themselves. That shit hardly counts. Nobody is dropping nukes during a civil war.

So how about engines that don’t use throttle bodies? Can you engine brake with a FIAT MultiAir or a Mazda SkyaktivX? How about diesels, don’t those need a Jake brake to enable engine braking?

Jesus and his disciples themselves probably drove around in a big old 15-passenger van, right?

Because Hummer dosen’t exist anymore?

Someone call David Tracy!

- owns a Camary

- The bias is your favouritism for America. they’re your soldiers, fighting for yourland, representing you. and most of the information you have on them, is probably provided by them. its a very clear conflict of interest.

Plan for today
1.Steal Pole
2. Scrap Pole
3. Give money to nice lady shiny pole