This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

In 1980 or so, I bought one of the original Ideal Rubik’s Cubes, and a solution book.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Only Philly would need elected officials who would actually make statements with actual reason in their response to dumpster-pools. Every other city would just go, “Gross.” and wait for the trend to stop after the participants succumb to leopidopteritis of the anal cavity, but Philly knows that no disease stops the…

...but teachers should only be 21-year-old Harvard kids who want to teach for two years!

Sorry guys, but nothing will top Philips Arena’s ring of honor.

From left to right, this is:

3 WNBA conference title banners (0 championships)
A Widespread Panic 20 consecutive sellouts banner
A “World’s First LEED Certified NBA Arena” banner

If you thought this couldn’t be topped, you’d be wrong.

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

It must be a pretty hopeless existence.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Heavy Testicle Parking Lot

I saw Testicular Contusion open for Megadeth at the Civic Arena in 1988.

I always thought it was the guy who cheap-shotted other dudes in the nuts who was the bitch.

The parts are smaller, thus cheaper. Duh.