Or you can work for Uber.

In other news, Chevrolet Impala recreates the time I got stuck in a puddle in my beater Dodge Omni with donuts on the front.

And surely nothing will ever go wrong with it!

I'm still waiting for a Ghia III.

So, wait, how much of that has the CarMax warranty covered?

Actually, the doors open conventionally, too, so you could maybe pull it off.

Treasure chest.

Travis, do you need some smelling salts? Maybe a defibrillator?

Love the way you put that.

I can still live without the Dame Edna light clusters, but never had a problem with the overall look of this car.

"Okay, we need you to jump from the hood of a moving car into the open back of the bus. Money is no object — do you want any special equipment? A helmet? Some gloves?"

So, if I die in one of these I can blame it on Obama?

This Bugatti Veyron

This vs. a Shelby GLHS would be an epic matchup.

You are to true Americans.

Still waiting for the hilarious part. Are all of the exclamation points supposed to direct us to it?

Similar to the HZ-1 Helicopter, the VZ-1 was essentially a flying platform that the operator controlled by shifting their body weight. It actually worked reasonably well but couldn't fly more than 33 ft above ground, making it impractical for the battlefield.

Insanity is installing a nuclear reactor to power an airplane. Theoretically it could fly for many weeks, but the project was scrapped for being absurdly expensive.

Would you be surprised if I told you this nine-wing flying boat built in 1921 crashed on its first flight after just reaching 18 ft off the water? I didn't really think so.

I'll wait for the GT4 RS so I can give them more of my money.