"Gas pedal with haptic feedback..." Simpsons did it!

Spoiler alter: you have to pay for the answer.

With two doors.

This makes all of those Hellcat burnout videos so much less impressive.

The official Jalopnik nomination goes to Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, who really should find work spokesman-ing for Lotus. They're both British, they're both rock stars, and they both have been continually on the verge of death for the past 30 years but have somehow never died. It's perfect!

The S30 chassis gave birth to the absolutely brilliant Datusn 240Z, a car that compared favorably with the best of what Europe had to offer. Unfortunately it evolved into the slow, bloated 280ZX, a car that no amount of black gold could save.

As a workaround for an Italian tax, Ferrari stuck a tiny 2 liter V8 in the otherwise great 308. The mini V8 made a pathetic 155 HP until Ferrari mercifully stuck a turbo on it in 1982, bumping power to 220 HP.

I wish he'd left the key in longer, that was my favorite song.

If people are stupid enough to pay a markup on a car that's not a limited edition, let 'em, that just means it's a hot car and it hurts no one.

They should've called it the Christian, because it looks like a Koenigsegg

OK, 1940 Ford pickups are my new favorite thing.

Inexplicably, Ford decided to call what would have been the fifth generation of the Taurus the Five Hundred for the 2005 model year. It was slow selling, and quickly replaced by the rightful heir to the throne just two years later.

All Caprices are cop cars, there's no civilian version.

But anyway, you purchased a new Jetta, and you're all excited because Volkswagen is going to take care of the maintenance, free of charge, for the next two years or 24,000 miles. Two years! 24,000 miles! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES! YOU COULD DRIVE AROUND THE WORLD! TWICE! OR TO THE GROCERY STORE A BUNCH OF TIMES!

Would kill for under $10,000.

Trucks are awesome, including all of these, so just shut up.

Closest well get to an SRT F1 car.

In a Lincoln - YOU are the road kill.