THERE’S A 3M ADHESIVE SPECIFICALLY FOR AFFIXING HEADLINERS?!

If I had a time machine, I’d go back to the day before the first automotive engineer said “We’ll use vacuum to operate it. Because vacuum is free!” I would then proceed to hunt down said engineering pioneer. And kill him in his sleep.

He turned me into a newt!

After all, they’d have to fly through the same area they got shot down in but in a slower, weaker aircraft.

Of course reality is I’m going to go to the coal-fired pizza place nearby and have a $20 pie that will make you think you have died and gone to pizza heaven. 

They also negotiate pleas, but that’s not how they present things in case it goes to trial. It’s all or nothing.

Just like laptops, unless I’m on a video conference call and am being required be visible that camera stays covered, mostly so they can’t see me rolling my eyes.

You want this guy to have a lawyer who doesn’t even try to defend him. Not how it works. The defense lawyer comes up with a defense, the prosecution proves guilt.

He made the argument to the press not the court.

Again, you don’t like that likely guilty people get representation, which, sorry, I guess.

No joke, I’m still mad idiots in the Nevada desert fucked our only sane storage place.

And they can proceed from there. Attorneys can make shitty arguments. Their clients then get convicted.

You act like cops can’t and don’t legally lie to get information either.

Yeah. Guilty people get lawyers too. Their job is harder. Some of their arguments won’t be great.

It’s not a lie as long as you know what “akin to” means. A water bottle striking your car could sound like a gun shot, how the fuck would any of us know?

1. of similar character. “something akin to gratitude overwhelmed her”

“You hear a bang on Mr. Popper’s car, akin to a gunshot,”

Let’s just say I’d put gas in a Hummer H1 than insure 2 16 year old girls. At least I have another year and a half till my son gets his license!

Was figuring out how to do it too complicated?

Maybe not? Let’s not do that.