Okay, I realize you mean well, but this post is significantly unhelpful in terms of providing useful information. It’s also flat-out wrong in some respects. Did you even trade emails with any helmet standards guys before posting this? I’ll try to address things in an orderly fashion.

But why go retro when you can still get original-style?

At least you can get the Mach-E without the plastic cladding.

He was probably distracted by a slideshow

After they moved the chain to the wrong end of the motor?  VW was into some strong hallucinogenic meds during that era 

The dealership service department, on the other hand:

Welcome to the party pal! :)

Me thinking about the repair bills for the engine.

I thought the same thing

Done! Be rad to other readers and have fun! :)

I want you to know it came up and I said this:

Forgot that!

https://tite-reach.com/pages/product-specs

Realistically, I’d be better-served by a Volvo or Toyota wagon that I can tune, but let me indulge on this by having my “only” car be that RS6 Avant.

I thought it was going to be the lack of partition between cab and bed.

Lancia:

Don’t motors at the wheels mean high unsprung weight?

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m doing that with the front trunk of my Boxster right now.