The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

Fuck you, my son has had seizures and I have laid my hands on him and it ended. Was it a miracle FUCK NO, but it was terrifying, painful and draining. I’m glad you can feel good about witnessing someone else’s pain and suffering. BTW FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure Joe Buck has never fellated the Yankees. His call of the final out of the 2009 World Series was just dripping with annoyance.

True, but you can ensure with certainty that THIS killer will not kill people again. If you have a more moral solution that accomplishes that, I would love to hear it.