my very first boyfriend ever learned all he knew about dating, love, and sex from pop culture and porn. Our sex followed the porn ritual - making out, blowjob, penetration, male orgasm, done. Any time i tried to ask for my needs to be met, he acted like it was a chore, and that he was “spoiling me” (he literally said…

How often have you said to yourself, “My vagina is fantastic”?

Just reading about this makes me fucking exhausted.

I do agree that he (and the Yankees as a whole) treated A-Rod poorly, but he also brought a lot of that on himself. His decline was inevitable, and we probably never should’ve given him the contract we did, but god damn was that a hefty price to pay for one successful postseason. Fuck AJ Burnett, he was shit when he…

Where have you gone, Joe Girard-io
John and Suzyn turn their lonely eyes to you
Wu wu wu
What’s that you say, Mr. Cashman
Jolting Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

You aren’t very bright Tom. He was not fired, he was simply not offered a new contract. Not that it makes it smart, but you’re not smart either

I met the guy who whacked my business partner at book club.

UNC announced that he is unlikely to miss any classes as a result of this injury. Berry announced that he won’t be attending any classes in the near future as he rehabs his hand.

Too bad “Not Punching A Door 101" wasn’t one of the fake classes offered at UNC.

Oh, what a Knight

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

When Wilt Chamberlain played for the Philadelphia Warriors, he lived in Manhattan and commuted to practices and games. Practices were shifted to the afternoon to accommodate him. The worst part is that Wilt grew up in Philadelphia.

Do you ever wake up and think, “shit, I’ve allowed this man to have WAY too much power over me. He’s controlling my own thoughts. Maybe some of this is my fault.”

Because you should.

This is shit. Just a complete shit take. Happy the US didn’t win it, because you hate the administration in office. Complete dog shit.

That was the silliest response I think I’ve ever read. It reminds me of disciplining my children and their response is oftentimes “well, my brother did it too”. Inappropriate behavior is inappropriate no matter the reason.

The Boiler Room in Logan Square has Jameson flavored soft serve ice cream. It’s fantastic. Eating it is a life hack.

Oh yeah, that A-Rod was just horrible as a Yankee. 54 WAR and 2 MVPs, he’s just like Kei Igawa.

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

“For any knowledgable baseball fan, that’s basically irrelevant and easy to ignore, but for newcomers to the game, it can raise concerns. Last year, during Game 7 of an instantly legendary World Series, the triple-K was displayed, and people somewhat understandably moaned.”

Fucking this. This guy chose a match in the middle of the night on ESPN 3 of all places to get in his racist, career suicide comment? Ask yourself if that actually makes sense.