Cubs would still have an At-Bat in your homophobic utopia, bud. Learn baseball first, then post.

You’re thinking of Vahe Gregorian.

^ Your 2017 Wooden (Shoe) Award winners.

Fucking unbelievable comparison. Take the rest of the day off.

Racist.

FUCK MALORT. Jesus Christ fuck that shit.

Your first (or second) problem is taking anything from the Trib at face value, son. OP is correct.

Yeah, the Twitter account Hemele Jill was already taken, bro.

AWWW WAAAA! WAAAA! NOT FAIR! I weep for the children in your classroom.

Just curious, can you provide any quotes or links to Donald J. Trump actually making racist statements? Just curious as to your grossly exaggerated claims. Not everyone “knows it’s the truth,” so while as a lawyer, I would object to your statement based on speculation, I’ll give you the opportunity to give merit to…

Fuck you. Eat a dick.

Just remember Tony LaRussa was in the A.L. during that stretch.

You should see someone, bud.

Do you hate him because he’s a Republican or just had a bad outing? I’ll hang up and listen.

They’re playing with house money. A year ahead of schedule - yet they’re playing for the Pennant. It’s not a David/Goliath analogy here - these aren’t the Dynasty Yanks - and Houston is a solid ball club, but the 2017 Yankees are certainly playing without any pressure and that’s an incredibly refreshing (and…

Could I ask the 1994 version of you what you think about Wahoo?

And yet here we are on the 12th of October...

Dude, fuck off.

Too much copy for any front page. Next.

Yeah, because Moms and Dads and brothers and sisters work in said government center - thanks for threatening their lives, Johnny Socialist! BTW, what’s your real name so I can call your employer and have you fired and arrested for making threats? Thanks!