Yeah, obviously you don’t have jobs. Or ambition. Dear God, give us a Civil War. Your signs v. our troops. Ballgame. 

WHAT THE FUCK? Fuck you.

I’ve decided to name my first born Stephen in his honour. God bless him.

I pray one day every person who’s ever written an “article” on this site is rendered to one of these sites and never seen again. Fuck you.

You assume too much. Try reading an article there. Fuck off.

God damn can this please be the thing that takes down Ohio State? Please. Fuck Urban Meyer.

Not the best part of the day for you, too? Come on, now, son! #TITS!

“Coverage.” lol you’re fucking delusional.

Guess none of you liberal cocksuckers watched an Obama presser the last eight years. Fuck yourselves.

False. Liberals joined al-Qaeda.

I’m fine with it. Fuck you. Get the fuck out.

OH MY GOD! FUCKING TERRIFYING! OH NO! Get the fuck out of this country you twat. $99 one-way LAX-YYZ on United. Look it up, get the fuck out.

So sweet your cool little dateline when the title says LAX. We all know what LAX is. Fuck off.

Bob Hope and Change. #BURBANK

LOL that’s on you, bitch.

I love Aubry Huff. Fuck all of you.

Some consider this to be a spineless move from Coach K.

AWWW :( poor fucking baby.

You gotta be kidney me.

Keith Law says the signing of Drake LaRoche brings them into the top-14.