These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

I’m honestly more annoyed by the white sneaker and jorts in that lede photo.

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

I really, really wish Sport Compact Car was still in publication.

Porsche minivan. Never been a fan. But lots of people are and that’s okay.

No, silly. That’s clearly poop-on-a-rope.

Small miracle that they lived through that - that crash is catastrophic.

What the hell is a “vehicle virgin” and why would anyone name their channel that?

DeLorean DMC-12. I just don’t get why people wet themselves over an underpowered and ill handling car with dubious build quality and to my eye questionable styling decisions. Sure the stainless is an interesting idea, but what if I don’t like silver that much?

Guessing you already started if you voted NP.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

I think a better option would be to take the Type R and make it look like a ‘normal’ Civic (which is slightly less ugly).

Then. Than. Please learn and implement the difference.

The owner’s son will take over team operations.

Oh, and there should be a law mandating that every new car be available in that shade of blue.

Can’t we come up with a better name? Obviously, people like hatchbacks and wagons. Can’t we just call them that? 

I love Geo Metro stories. Does the story end with you letting it sit for 6 months then scrapping it?