Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

The racewalk looks like the lamest event in the history of athletics, but it’s so damn TERRIBLE. We had a 1600m racewalk in high school; I saw the current state record set my senior year at states...with 6:01. Walking a mile in 6 minutes! When those guys finished, they all looked like they wanted to die. I can’t…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Having worked for Harry Friedman (this is years ago at this point) I can tell you he is a great person who really cares about his staff and his shows. He is fiercely protective of them, but always pragmatic and a complete gentlemen. He is one of a kind in this town.

Merv Griffin is one of television history's greatest minds, and this is the guy who basically took over for Merv Griffin. He's renowned for how he has kept both shows fresh and relevant while leaving the basic rules and structure the same as they have been for decades.

I would not have guessed that an email chain regarding the NFL, Wheel of Fortune, and Jeopardy! would have been that entertaining. One thing I can say - that guy Harry is balls out genius for his suggestion.

Just relying on the sample of emails here, it's really something to see Leslie Ryan just fucking cower off, after all the pretty promises made to Friedman that were clearly total fucking bullshit.

You don't get to be on Final Jeopardy when you have negative money.

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.