I hope every police officer in that exchange is fired. I hope this woman sues the shit out of their department. Since when is it a legal requirement to provide proof of the gender you were born with to use a restroom?! Fuck them, seriously. Next, will you need to be carrying proof of following the state approved…

Nah it's pretty good he made the three

Well, think about it. Who else are they going to prop up? Nixon? Eisenhower? Mr. 90% Marginal Tax Rate? Plus, there isn’t an organization dedicated to propping anyone else up.

Then there’s the fact the man they’re choosing to fellate has been out of office for going on three decades (and dead for a dozen)- the party is so starved of role models they keep falling on Reagan again and again.

Hey, the bible only says prostitution is a sin, there’s nothing said about providing “security” and “handling the finances” of said prostitutes being a sin.

They couldn’t have actual blackface minstrels, so they get actors of color to portray their favorite racist stereotypes for their amusement while they sip champagne and laugh. Oh, Bradley, you’re just too much!

John Elway seemed so proud of getting rid of John Fox for an offensive minded head coach. Then the Broncos win with a plan that looks like Fox was still on charge.

Plus-they say when you gut homeless men and wear their intestines as necklaces and their faces as masks, it’s really hard to get the smell off. Look, Cruz probably showers but that’s a stink that never really goes away.

Obama’s beige suit was great. And I thoroughly enjoyed the “Audacity of Taupe” jokes.

I kinda get what Katie is saying. I am early 40s, and I still wonder when the adults are going to show up and help me out with life stuff.