My faith in Jalopnik has been restored! Thanks, Fath.., I mean Jason.

This will end poorly.

He always dresses way cooler than me.

Not traveling to Ottawa isn’t much of a punishment.

Most surprising part of the headline.

I’m sorry they made you write this.

Calling it a franchise is being very generous.

Cool move by those franchises, bet they’re thinking “it will be so much easier to ask for public funds for upgrades/new facilities now”

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

The Antenna ball and Antenna flag industry lobbyists...

The most ridiculous Aero in motorsports.

Did that Really Just Happen? The Official Anthology of Cleveland Browns Football 1946-present

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

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“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

We were a few sections over and watched them do cpr for 10 minutes. I immediately said, great A-rod just killed a guy. Almost simultaneously my wife slapped me for being insensitive.