This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

I know, right? I have no idea how she knew. She was just a regular black woman in Midwest America. But my mom was all about making sure I never got too attached to a celebrity. She told me all the bad things about them.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn his attorney made sure to get a mostly white jury just to use that to muddy the issue.

Coping with horrible things with humor is perfectly fine as long as those horrible things happened to you. Laughing at your own misfortune is a fine and common way to vent so that the stress doesn’t kill you.

I don’t want to put words in CJ’s mouth but I wonder if her issue with Shortal is more about her generally androgynous look and she just chose to zero in on the jeans for the purpose of the article. If she’s pearl-clutching over a pair of jeans then I can only imagine what she really thinks about certain “lifestyle…

Yeah, I’ve lived here all my life and was 18 when Jacob was abducted, you’re spot on. I was at work when the news broke that his remains had been found and there were people running from floor to floor making sure everyone knew. Granted I work at a library, but still.

Literally this case changed Minnesota/the Midwest/all of America...No more waiting for the street lights to come on. Obviously the porch lights were symbolic for this case and now after hearing the fucking horrendous outcome you better believe everyone has their porch lights on. It’s not a punchline. Have some…

Heck, they’re not just leaving MN Nice at home, they’re removing the ‘Passive’ from the ‘MN Passive-Aggressive’ and just going feral on her.

Yeah, I don’t want to go up and down responding to everyone who is saying her look is distracting, and I do think the whole idea of this show is schticky and contrived, but Shortal’s look and style is no doubt encouraged by the station to reinforce that this ain’t your daddy’s nightly news show. If you find her look…

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

This is a basic CJ jab at someone’s attire, especially any hint of nonconformity, it’s her schtick. Not really newsworthy other than how tasteless it is to gossip given the gravity of the Wetterling saga.

Shortal hosts a hipster version of the news, though. It's not the normal local news program, it's supposed to be a younger, untraditional show. She dresses like this for every episode.

Guys come on! It’s true.

CJ has always been a nasty bitch and her “column” is usually just mean garbage. She’s tried to take down Jana before too (who is one of Minneapolis’ best reporters).

Therefore, the issue of his penis size and relative discomfort it cause in the context of her attack is pointless. She was raped. THAT’S what caused the discomfort.

Well, yes. That wouldn’t be impossible if the sex was consensual to begin with. He claims it to be so because that is central to his defence strategy. And based on the victim’s testimony, the sex wasn’t consensual. Which is why your comment confused me.

I’ve definitely been with a guy who was, well, too big. It’s a legitimate issue for some. Because I was way turned on and more than willing and he was too big.

No.

That’s not very nice.

with all due respect, there have only ever been two famous wingmen - goose and colonel sanders.