I just had one decrypt from a purple engram about a month ago. I think it was right before they announced the nerd. It was kind of exciting, for about 3 or 4 days.

I would assume that’s why female gamers tend to play without a mic. No one wants to hear any of that shit.

I think that's a worth repeating sober and in a great mood.

I'd say your anger is actually pretty rational.

It would’ve been nice to see Truth and Dragon’s Breath get buffed instead of Gally getting nerfed. I get that raid matchmaking is a can of worms. It feels like they punted by complaining about LFG culture, and offered a pretty bullshit solution in the form of nerfing one of the games best weapons. Also, I'm kind of…

I wouldn’t fuck Kirk Cameron’s mouth with Alan Thicke’s Crockduck.

My wife and I have been laughing at “Don’t let the door rape you on the way out” for weeks now.

“I’m a dude, playin’ a dude disguised as another dude!”

Your anti-rape credentials have been revoked. But on the plus side, now you can drink Mountain Dew.

Now that you can re-roll perks, I’m seeing a lot of scout rifles with full auto. I have two that I use with full auto and explosive rounds, and one with full auto and third eye. I’m nervous that Bungie will nerf that too. I'm fine with getting killed by Thorn, but it would be nice if my Surros could reclaim some of…

I knew an employee of the CC Club that wasn’t allowed in unless he was working. He didn’t get 86’d altogether, they told him he was “43’d”.

It was sometime after that movie “40 Days and 40 Nights” had come out. I guess it’s about Josh Hartnet refusing to ejaculte for some reason? Naturally, he finds himself in ALL SORTS of situations where he really WANTS to ejaculate, and hilarity ensues. Anyways, this dude Jake approached his table, made some off handed…

Did you ever hear about the time someone pulled their dick out and waved it in his face at the Red Dragon?

WELL IT’S ABOUT GODDAM TIME.

More like Neville LongTOP, am I right? (I’ll see myself out)

“Actually, it’s about ethics in beating the shit out of people journalism.”

I totally agree. The exception to that would be if he had the tattoos BEFORE whatever accident created his new “Joker” persona. Alan Moore’s Joker showed the contrast between his past and present, humanizing him, but also making his actions that much more abhorrent. Ledger’s seemed to imply that he was at one point,…

Half Life 3 confirmed.

The best show I’ve ever been to was Against Me! shortly after Reinventing Axl Rose came out. They played at The Tripple Rock here in Minneapolis to a packed crowd that knew every word to every song. It felt like church or something. It was pretty great. I saw them a few times after that, but nothing will ever be as…

Hmmm. That link didn't work for me. Did you ever hear the track he did with KRS-One on the Lyricist Lounge album? Rawkus Records put it out in like, 1996 or something? It's still pretty great.