The hashtag alone deserves a star !

Kylie’s face is so pumped with fillers and it’s going to ruin her face. She is barely 19 and she will permanently ruin her looks if she doesn’t stop. I read somewhere that over time, it does something to the muscles and skin and the face just falls.

(I’m implying you’re stupid for not knowledge knowing the difference between you’re and your)

In 2001. Spade would have been in the fourth year of a popular sitcom (Just Shoot Me) and it was when he released the original Joe Dirt. He’s never been A-list for sure, but that would have probably been his peak on the B.

Wait, so this was in 2001, but “you’re* D list now?” You mean by 2001 he was already D list, right?

*had to fix it : )

Well, neither of those is my idea of a good time, personally. But I am totally on board with the general sentiment here! If the President and First Lady are enjoying the freedom their positions afford them, to do things they might not have the opportunity of otherwise, why on earth should they not?

Seriously. Memo to David Who: Buh-Bye!

I'm sure David spade would respond that POTUS isn't a celeb and doesn't have to worry about his spotlight. Spade, on the other hand, recently starred in a Sandler flick and a Joe dirt sequel. That is the definition of thirsty.

You’re never thirsty on a Bear Grylls show! There’s an endless amount of urine to drink!

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

David Spade thinks

“...and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser”

Question: has “thirsty” officially jumped the shark?

Dude, come on. I’d go out into the wilderness with Bear Grylls or hang with Ellen if I could. Who wouldn’t? I'm thirsty for some good fucking times.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

I thought David Spade was thirsty with his appearance (well, telephone call ) on Catfish.

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

My cousin has been shown being arrested on local news twice this year which means he too has been on tv more than David Spade.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.