Or how about the times he would call the offices in the buildings across the street and just chat with whomever answered the phone??

why are you screaming???????

I had completely forgotten about Zippy until I saw this montage. “Late Night” Dave was just the best.

Hell of a sendoff.

This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.

Filled me with joy to catch the shot of Carson sitting at Dave’s desk.

Because celebrities are morons who believe you can cure any disease with kale, quinoa and cocaine.

Well. Way to let your racism show there, given that you’re equating my obviously negative characterization of you to what you apparently think is a negative characterization of me via race?

Suddenly, I’m very sad for you.

That’s an assclown question, bro.

Never heard of Unsolved Mysteries. Impossible.

No, within the game the umpire is NOT the boss. The umpire is the one who interprets the rules. The boss(es) relative to the game are the teams’ respective managers. The league has set forth, ad infinitum, a binding arbitrator to move the game along to its conclusion, in accordance within the rules. Yes, the…

I have a friend whose mother was scammed. Like, scammed to the point where she sent thousands of dollars and GOT A DIVORCE and moved to another state to be with the guy... Only to find out that he never existed. I still don’t understand how that could have possibly happened, but it did. Be careful, y'all.

If you think players don’t have brief complaints about strike calls in every goddamn game, you know literally nothing about baseball

Must’ve called him a cocksucker

You’re blind if you think it happened because Harper didn’t keep his mouth shut. The whole thing escalated because the umpire took his mask off to yell at Matt Williams in the dugout. It had nothing to do with Harper until the end when the umpire was being a dick about him getting in the box.

The Chicago White Sox have a team to which I would like to direct your attention.

Clearly you’ve never listened to John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman. Ugh.

You’re the kind of moron for whom Harper will never do ANYTHING right.
He could tackle a child away from an oncoming bus, and you’d complain about the child’s bruises. And the fact that he “showboated” by answering the questions a reporter asked him after breaking into his home to ask them.

Why yes we did!

My greatest David Letterman story: In the spring of 1979, David Letterman came to my high school in San Marino, CA and performed a Friday afternoon assembly for the student body. I was definitely part of a small handful of student who even knew who he was (my mom loved Johnny Carson - she always watched him, and I - a…