I am giving 9000+ points to whomever designed and styled that Christina Hendricks spread. It’s perfect - she looks amazing, the shots are beautiful, it does a great pr job with a new look to suggest she’s moving on, but really, most of all..

Why the fuck would a man have any rights over a woman’s embryos? Why is this a thing? (seriously negligent over this issue)

That actually made me laugh out loud! It's funny, because it's true.

KINJA!!!!!!! //shakes fist at sky

Do you mean "here" as "on Jezebel, or did you mean to provide me with a link?

Both Rob Roy and Michael Collins have a decent amount of action as well.

Who knew being a huge self-involved douche bag was a lucrative life choice.

The app is linked with your starbucks card (if you load money onto it), and it opens up a screen where you can scan your phone to pay and tip.

I’m embarrassed for you! Just kidding! I actually did know who he was, but hadn’t seen him check in, so I had no idea it was THE John Davidson. I knew he was a quasi celebrity, but couldn’t exactly remember why. When I got home I looked him up.

she was home schooled by her mother Lucifer

Exactly this.

It won’t end well for a kid

Has Duck Dynasty crowd has been forced to admit that time is a flat circle?

Sweet. My drunk uncle is on Deadspin. Wait a minute. I thought you died.

I don’t get the outrage over this; everyone is being way too hypersensitive about it in my opinion. How do we not know that the 4 dudes in the image aren’t off-duty soldiers putting up a hoop at a playground for underprivileged kids?

I’m gonna buy one and wear it to your funeral.

No offense, but do you actually work in a professional office, working closely with other professionals?

I base it on your failure to understand that when you put years into work, an email to people you are leaving behind is not a sign of ego. It is a sign of pride and camraderie. Your view of this email is warped. You sound like someone who has never left a job that you cared about.

Says the guy who probably has never had a career.

As much as I’ve tired of his writing over the last few years, Bill Simmons is a very talented guy who seems to have a lot of integrity with regard to his work. He was one of the pioneers of sports blogging and did it better for longer than most of his contemporaries did. 30 for 30 is a major accomplishment as well. I…