I can’t believe people still complain about “spoilers” when they visit sites known for regular coverage of popular television shows.

I have never successfully gotten him interested in a laser pointer. He will look at it for two seconds and then go back to, “Whatever, this is boring” mode.

“The brobird carries the sky on his back.”

I actually re-purposed a wireless keyboard and gifted it to him specifically to circumvent him screwing around on other in-use units. That keyboard is older and has the bigger, more pronounced buttons - which he seems to love rubbing his belly across. But goddamn if still doesn’t reset the laptop and downloaded…

Oh look, a barely coherent off-topic comment from a pixelated pissant. *yawn*

I’ve yet to find a single, specially marketed “cat toy” that entertains the cat more than the laptop keyboard that he parks on any time I make the mistake of leaving it unattended.

You really don’t understand what’s so mockable? Good to know the treehouse is equipped with wifi.

I almost feel badly for cackling at the thought.

While the Globe owns both, Boston.com and BostonGlobe.com are two different sites geared to different audiences. Subsequently, the former allows open commenting; the latter does not. There is no comparison between the quality of comments left on the sites.

I don’t think anything could be as terrible as YouTube comments.

Good for you and congratulations on the grades! My inner Diane Chambers is very proud of you :))

Thank you for this response! The last time I made the mistake of mentioning this on Gawker, I was slammed with replies that claimed I was:

I’d rather step on a Lego than on a tack - that happened when I was little and in a pair of footed pajamas, and still have not forgotten how much that motherfucker hurt.

Ten months for murdering your girlfriend. Okay.

See, I’m a short sleeper (which is a real thing). Most nights, no matter what time I doze off, my eyes open at the three hour mark. It is sometimes unnerving how on the spot that window is on a regular basis and without any alarms. I might not leap out of bed and start doing jumping jacks, but my system works well and…

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

Shout out to all my friends here :) This was a great weekend, one I never thought would happen in my adult lifetime. Of course, one’s natural reaction is to pull out their favorite novel and hit “repeat” on the ending over and over.

He is a super great guy. You too :))

For what it is worth, I’ll keep my eye out for you on Deadspin. You and HerbandSpice really should be in the black.

All of your knowledge just reinforces that you should be a followed person here, not me.