The only proper response to a dick being shoved in one’s face without permission is to bite it. Bite it with all the force that a human jaw and sharp teeth can generate. Bite, and keep biting, and grind the teeth a bit, with just the occasional sharp tug to the side. Until the offending member rips free. Then spit.…

Virginia Is For Losers.

What I hear is that you never really enjoyed Borderlands 1 and 2, and didn’t truly get into the story and characters, and now, with Borderlands 3, you aren’t happy that it is all more of the same thing. I wanted more of the same thing. I think all serious Borderlands players, who really love Borderlands as a series,…

Even Trump-Adjacent is still evil!

Oh this is all marvelously simple to fix - just give Ireland entirely back to the Irish, and let them have their own king and completely separate government and nationhood, give Scotland back as well because - why not? - and then England can just close all of it’s borders and ports tightly shut and wall itself off…

Apparently, North Carolina is part of the problem.

Any nation that does not take care of its own people, does not feed them, clothe them, or provide medical care for them has lost its very reason to exist in the first place.

I guess I would be classed as a boomer, born 1959, and you need to hear that I agree completely with Richard Dawson’s Ghost above. The planet is doomed and no rational person should be having kids because absolutely nothing is going to be done to save the earth. It will be business as usual right up to the point that…

Remember! You don’t get to own any of these games! The moment the service stops - and it will, someday - all these games vanish, lost to history, save the ones made for other platforms with discs. And you won’t ever get to play them again - something also true if you don’t keep paying and paying, the bill adding up…

Clearly you have not actually watched many 1930's cartoons. She never said ‘all art’, and claiming that is just a lie. Cartoons back then are chock full of racism, hyper violence, animal cruelty, butchery, child abuse, constant drunkenness and drug use and more. Why? Because back then, all of those behaviors were...…

This glowing memorial has done its job for long enough. Just how many years are we supposed to keep these lights on? Centuries? Is anyone in 2050 really going to care about these two buildings and the people in them? Meanwhile, living creatures are getting messed up, and despite the 20 minute breaks, still getting…

Umm, actually, since bits of burned and torn flesh and bone cannot entirely be removed when they are crushed deep into the earth by massive forces, there must be significant pounds of human remains distributed in and around the entire area. It could not be otherwise, since humans are made of matter, and matter…

If I could lie to myself convincingly enough to make my anxiety feel like excitement, I would still think Santa Claus and God were actually, physically real and capable of being seen and met. I could believe Trump was in any way a good person, or that cops were my friends.

Spiders are great, except for the inch-wide pit in my skin that looks like a wrinkled bruise three years after it - finally - healed. Yeah, spiders are the best.

Oh, I like that. I like that very much. FARTs. They are.

Fuck TERFS. They are vile bigots and they belong with the Republicans. Evil calls to evil.

More specifically, America will kill the planet. Welcome to hell.

Trump is still in power. That is your fault, all of you. Are you pushing your representatives to get him impeached? Are you marching in the streets in your millions? Are you literally shutting down the nation, refusing to work as a group, as a people, until he is removed from power? Are you holding the very economy…

The original creator of Monopoly, Lizzie Magie was sneakily ripped off for chump change while a ruthless capitalist, Charles Darrow, changed the game from showing the evils of monopolistic capitalism into celebrating them. He then sold the game to Parker Brothers and made a mint.

Florida is obviously America’s penis, Texas is absolutely America’s bleeding asshole. This whole thing smells really bad, and Texas is the reason.