AH! The dignity and decorum of the presidency of the united states!
I know the exact procedure to painlessly and peacefully terminate my own life. I have you all beat. I need not fear any economic calamity, and my retirement is absolutely assured.
Your entire article, and every point in it, is why I utterly despise any god that might exist, that might have created... us... we who can feel pain and comprehend being trapped and enslaved and dominated and mortal.
Ok, let’s actually hear what the Founding Fathers actually, really had to say:
There there, if you just try, really, really hard, I’m sure that you can find some way to be super interesting and supremely talented at something too. And, if you got your own fursuit, I am sure your charisma would vastly improve as well. Try it! No need to be so salty just because SonicFox is magnificent in every…
America imprisons more people than China OR Russia, and between them, those countries have - billions - of citizens. Billions. Let that sink in. It is not population. It is making money off of prison slave labor.
Are politicians corrupt? Is the sky blue? Yes, Whitmerwill line her pockets at the expense, and to the detriment, of others. But unlike a Republican, she will not do a Nazi salute, she will not support legislation to put children in concentration camps at the borders - or anywhere else - and she will not sanction the…
Toy Story is predicated on Animism. It’s likely the oldest human mystical belief system. And the most universal.
Apparently he died of complications from GOAD syndrome.
If I were writing this show, Picard would have retired from Starfleet, and at the age of 122 decided to follow his dream of being a future Indiana Jones, doing interstellar archeology in the strangest and most dangerous places. Toss in some rivals, betrayals, cool references to the long history of Trek, and the odd…
Trump was actually born in Oz, the son of a wicked witch. He’s made of white sugar (obviously) and not brown, but he still melts in the rain.
Those uncovered blades! One tiny mistake and blood, guts and bone shrapnel diced all over the sky! Even an ordinary small drone can take off your hand as if it were jello - imagine what these powerful blades could do! Damn that is just insane!
Darwin lives. That baby did not.
I want Stacey Abramsto win. I want her to win so bad. So. Damn. Bad.
Switching over clocks disrupts the sleep cycle of millions, increasing causes of morbidity, such as heart attacks and other illnesses. Daylight savings is a old, outdated, and dangerous thing that kills people. It needs to be abolished.
Fast food work is grueling, putting great strain on muscles and joints for up to eight hours per shift. At twenty years old it was exhausting, at sixty it will likely be debilitating if not fatal. I have zero doubt that many if not most of these working seniors are doing so because their alternative is either…
No cognitive dissonance needed! I am very clear on the conviction that dogs are morally and ethically better than humans by every possible metric. A well-treated, non traumatized dog will always be loyal, always be trustworthy, always do their very best to please, and always show absolute love and devotion. They can’t…
I’d prefer it if he managed to shoot both himself and his mother. His mother raised him, so she is ultimately to blame.
I hear that you are upset that a man named Garland wasn’t nearly as fascinated with the exacting details of the book as you were, and that this makes you angry at the movie.
Arya sits alone in a room. She sips wine, puts down the glass, and then reaches her hands up to her crown. With a smooth motion, she removes her entire face. Underneath is Jaqen H’ghar. Arya was The Faceless Man all along. He turns to the camera, Arya’s dead face-flesh still in his hands, and gently smiles. Roll…