Who else, parents:

We need Blake now, more than ever. Also Cally. And Gan. And Villa. And Avon. And The Liberator and Zen. Preferably on Blu-Ray NTSC so I can watch them again. Dammit!

Not germs. Pollution. Lead, arsenic, sulfide compounds, industrial chemicals, fluoride-based chemicals. That is what it has come to: our air is so bad that when it is concentrated in snow, there is any risk at all.

They HAD to use exclusively white people because “stunt men, dancers, and camel handlers” are completely unknown in the middle east. If there were any people of color that could handle camels why... they’d probably already have camel riders and stuff! And middle eastern dancing? They don’t do that, do they? Belly…

Aside from the fact that this movie Sonic makes me want to run screaming away, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

This is the ‘Howard The Duck’ version of Sonic.

A screeching, screaming baby is the fucking that selfish breeders deserve for the fucking they already got. The rest of us were not part of the original fucking, so we should not suffer the fucking-over that comes later.

Bret Stevens is wrong about the climate, and uninformed in general. But he is civil, and the adult in the room here.

In the end, capitalism always eats itself.

Civilized nations have guaranteed national health care for every citizen as a part of citizenship. The entire point of a government is to take care of the people within a nation.

There are many princes in hell.

The greatest shame is not Trump’s blatant ignorance an foolishness here, the real shame is that Trump (and his regime) is still in power at all. Why is he still sitting in that chair? That is the true embarrassment, and it is one the entire nation shares together.

Those are awfully short upside down chubbies.

I think we know who the real ‘asshat’ in this situation is - and it is definitely not the competent sniper.

The biggest mistake Blizzard ever made was to get in bed with Activision. Activision is notoriously greedy and vile (almost as bad as EA), and has been since the 80's when I worked for them.

Jase is salty. So much salt. He’s salt flats salty. He’s a Siberian salt mine. He’s goddamn voodoo pork salty. He lives on Nacle street.

Best dad ever.

If Black Trump supporters exist, I have to assume there are Jewish Nazis out there, somewhere. And Vegan Cannibals. And Pacifist Machinegunners. And Amish Computer Programmers.

Tyler should call it “Mister Fox’s Henhouse For Abused Hens”.

Mack is a white man. How do I know this? The cops used smoke bombs, tear gas, and flash bangs - kid gloves - instead of just gunning him down the moment he stepped out of the cab with the machete.