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That looks like a crack pipe car hacked together in someones shed!

Love the label on the side. I am sure that this will do well in its role in emergency language rescue in the frozen mountains.

95% Crack Pipe Loss

What we need to do is create a mask that is made out of a plastic sheet that seals air tight against the face and can not be removed. Then hand them out for free to anyone who thinks that a fart and water drops are somehow the same thing.

I live just outside of Boston now, but I grew up in Utah for 36 years which has some of the most confusing liquor laws in the country. Especially about a decade ago. We would go out as a crew of 4 or 5 of us and order one side of french fries and drink all night. I guess the curse has somehow followed me.

Sorry that you are in NYC and trying to do it. Attic or roof mount is 100% the way to go. Unless you happen to have a window you can stick one of these weak things on that faces the signals you want.. well they are mostly going to be Meh.

Sorry that you are in NYC and trying to do it. Attic or roof mount is 100% the way to go. Unless you happen to have

Wait I am totally freaking out. There is a Jeep Compass? God what rock have I been under.

Nope as long as we can build in the cost of considering it a full loss. It won’t increase your monthly payment that much. Also did I mention how good this sandwich is? I have free drinks back in my office. I promise you we can get this loan approved and you can drive away today. 

Damn, I didn’t realise that. Who do I send a check to so I can buy Uganda. Sounds like a bargen.

“OMG the car is on fire, get out and grab what’s important!”

“72 month financing, does not matter if your upside down in your current car. Here have a sandwich and we can get the paperwork done.”

3650 Lb/Ft of torque! So does it burn out everytime you even think about using the go pedal? Even at 100MPH.

Considering how ugly the current Chevy pickup is, Trump made a very good choice. 

So the question is, can you rev match downshifts? If not this is not a good solution. Also if you really get to know your car, maybe not the best idea, but you can shift without using the clutch pedal.

Hmm, what’s wrong with their burgers? Fresh not frozen, just about any toppings you want? Cooked to order right in front of you.

Serious question. In the title photo, what are those hood to roof rack cable things for?

Sasquatch Package”

OMG! My Amazon package just burnt to a crisp and it is going to take a week to get it redelivered! This is unacceptable.

Almost every low mileage Focus RS has been treated like shit, hooned the hell out of and then the owner realised that having to buy tires constantly was expensive so is trying to sell it.

Need to really do a quick spelling review of this post.