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What a racist asshole that is not even capable of being smart enough to defend themselves without making the whole thing worse.

First run of cars one month into ownership.

Level 2 seems like the best overall. That is an impressive power bump from the already pretty powerful 4 banger. Level 3 seems like price gouging. 

What happens when you get the motors all caked up with mud? Overheating?

Guinness in the can is much better than bottled. The reason is the nitrous oxide ‘widget’ inside the cans. It creates a much smaller bubble and hence denser head on the beer. We all know draft is served on a nitro tap if it is done right.

“knocking a 75 year-old man to the ground and causing him to bleed”

This.

I heard the King of the Scarb is really a ball of shit.

Back when the Talon and Eclipse were popular and fairly new I had several friends that jacked up the power to crazy levels. The cars were fast as hell but I swear they spent at least 50% of their life on jackstands. 

Ok I will play nice.

I almost moved to Costa Rica to be a partner in a hotel on the caribbean side, but we never could swing the financing as the owner would just not budge from his overly high asking price. This was going to be my car of choice and probably a quad. They are really underpowered compared to a normal US car, but for bombing

Probably to about 10 feet or so.

Lets see who wins between my War Panther and your Wolf. I personally think a panther would kick a wolf’s butt.

Of the three cars, I for one am happy it was the Lambo that crashed. The other 2 would be a tragedy! 

What kind of pet has 4 wings?

I’m going with HotDog. 

Swap the SC pulley to a smaller size and get a new belt. All modded up!