[acquiescing grunt]

Why are people attacking Margaret Atwood?

#FreeMelania

Stampede ‘em while they’re young. Builds character.

Actually, no, I’m not. Let me guess, you’re a gun-fetishizing prick who has no concept of the reality that guns actually DO kill people? An armed society is a polite society? Nevermind the fact that we leave every other developed nation in the dust with our rate of gun deaths—that’s just those bad guys who need a good…

Good thing this didn’t happen in a place like Texas, with all those open carry assholes. There would have been real tragedy if those people were told about multiple shooters coming from different directions.

You should go to Sokcho anyway if just for the beauty of the nearby mountains and sea.

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

I hope this post is enough precedence for us to file our patent together.

Seriously, why can’t Google put the date on their app icon?

“Serene Wrap” sounds like a meditation blanket.

Needs a third roomba for music duty.

Mama’s baby.

Well we were once their colony?

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

Him x 17m right now.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.

Is it McFloatface or McBoatface? I’m on board either way, but you spell it one way in the article and the other in the quote. You also use RSS instead of RRS repeatedly.

Anybody wanna take bets on how quickly we can get "#the" to trend enough that it's featured on CNN?