Ah, I feel your pain and don’t be so hard on yourself—a good porky ramen really hits the spot when you’re feeling physically or emotionally down.   (Get an extra slice of chashu, you deserve it!)

Just use the Grubhub charge/tips towards an Uber ride next time!

Honestly, yes, let this poor soul go figure out his whole deal someplace warm, somewhere nobody’s watching the basketball, where there are no point guards and no Jimmy Butlers.

If you’re going to do dumb stunts for social media, don’t be stupid: record in landscape.

Ugh sorry to hear that. Ramen is obviously best in the first 10 minutes, as you know—which is why I don’t know why people linger in ramen shops for 45 minutes in the US.

$35 for a bowl of ramen?  Good lord, what did they put in there?  Even Momofuku, which I think is overpriced, is only $19.

Don’t forget to pair your love sausage with a little bubble and squeak.

The CBA is a good point. Chris Paul and veteran stars like LeBron took charge of the 2016 CBA negotiations to ensure that star vets like them would be protected, with higher maxes with 10+ years of service and changing the Over-36 rule to a Over-38 rule (which benefited Paul right away when he went to Houston the…

LeBron’s off-base with his claims that players are getting ripped for “disloyalty” when they want to leave.

Hometown fans will criticize players for leaving for obvious reasons, but criticism from non-hometown fans are usually due to special circumstances, like:

You know more about colas than I do, so not much comment on my end.  I will say that I actually liked Coca-Cola C2 for the brief period they had it around 2004 or so before creating the first Coke Zero, and now this meh Coke Zero Sugar.

Oh, I didn’t know that this was a golden ratio image! And I think they’ve already got *imagined* painted editions!

I think the only solution is for your firm to take Terry Tate in the next office draft.

A couple of years back I took a rental Toyota Vitz/Yaris when travelling through the Japanese Alps. It was a bare-basic rental, so I assume it had the 1.0L engine with about 66hp.

It was fine on the highways—I was doing 80-85 consistently. Up/down hills and mountains was crappy, but mostly because of the narrow,…

Google image search: “Manchester” and “drunk” and “photo”:

Right, and I’m the Emperor of Mongolia.  Com’on man, let’s not be crazy here.

Everything I hear from plugged-in podcasts like Lowe, Windhorst, Duncan, etc. suggests that Jimmy’s been kind of an ass in Philly and he’s on thin ice. There’s the video session beef with Brett Brown a few weeks ago, as well as Jojo bitching about his offensive role since Jimmy. There’s a lot of smoke, though no hard …

Amen to that. LeBron’s pattern of creating drama in Miami, Cleveland, and now LA is why I’m enjoying the Lakers playing like crap and not getting AD (for now)

Hope the Bucks win and everyone goes out for smoothies afterwards.

This means they’re tired of Jimmy Butler’s bravura-ass BS right? I think they can re-sign both Butler and Tobias, but they’ll have ridiculous luxury tax payments and zero depth.

If they can only sign one, I bet the Sixers bring Butler and Tobias into a windowless room, toss a single 4/$130M contract on the table.…

Half of the team’s rotation players now know that if they are still on the team by the end of this week, it will register as a profound, crushing disappointment to their bosses and their team’s best player. And that’s exactly how they all played against the Pacers! Like a bunch of guys who are only wearing the same…

Lakers down 69-46 after one half with the full starting lineup out there.

No way Ingram wins anything with this LeBron guy on his team.

In honor of Chinese/Lunar New Year:

Good to see the Brits are keeping up their reputation for gastronomic good taste.