If you bring any of the leftover queso into the office tomorrow, I hope Kate and Gwen will let us know what they think. But it looks pretty tasty.

Option 3: If your restaurant has on-site parking, get some extension cables, a tv, and a couple of grills and turn it into a college football/NFL tailgate.

I’d like a hot Italian sausage please, with double-extra onions and peppers.

Nah, it’s this guy.

Ah, that’s different then—you’ve basically got dipping-noodle tsukemen then. (Worth ordering if you get a chance)

But yeah, unless you can verify that the restaurant will separate the noodles from the broth, don’t do it!

Goff was butt, but it once again raises the question for McVay: If your young QB is looking lost out there and facing a lot of zone, why not make things easier for him and build up his confidence with some screen passes?

If you order delivery through services like Instacart or DoorDash and tip on top of the cost of your order of paper towels, dog food, and ramen,

1) Verbal texting
2) Disrespecting wood
3) Kamikaze pilots who don’t finish the job

Being an ass on public transportation will be the fourth thing I address when I’m dictator.

The 17-18 minute time limit still doesn’t excuse the woman eating McDonald’s in a crowded rush hour train the other day.

Mavs fans should be concerned: this is what happens when Dennis Smith Jr. leaves.

I hope so too. It certainly has been between Andrew Daisuke and me for two days now.

Hard to imagine this guy ever overestimating himself

I know, which is why I specified the incandescent ones.

Always keep it in the family.

From ESPN:

Yeah, but

Oh, that’s a wonderful write-up on the Tolix, which is something I’ve only unconsciously noticed.

I hope they’re a lot more environmentally-friendly than (incandescent) Edison bulbs.

At the end of the acceptance cycle are maxes for Tobias Harris and double cartilage-less knees Eric Bledsoe!

(If it were any other organization, I’d actually like the cap-clearing moves and picks they got if one accepts that the relationship couldn’t be salvaged. But you’d have to think that the Knicks will strike out…

Some Pepsi people brought a statue of founder Caleb Bradham, designed to match the statue of Coca-Cola founder John Pemberton, to Atlanta’s World of Coca-Cola. They made them toast. Apparently, someone at Coke did not much care for that toast.