As a geologist, Zinke should really know that he’s on very shaky ground.

Nice try, Dwight.  You can’t get less butt by getting a buttectomy.

Hopefully Wiggins doesn’t imitate everything about this guy

A cooking club is a great idea and also has the side benefit of getting a chance to use appliances that you’d either been thinking about buying or haven’t considered.  This way, you get to test them out in real-life circumstances and getting a much better sense if it’s worth the purchasing plung.

And feel free to use this the next time Jamal Murray or Draymond Green pisses someone off in the West.

Point 1: The Kings are a mess and this kind of front-office BS is entirely on brand.

Point 2: Joerger beefing with the front office and overtly/covertly engineering his way out of a job is entirely on brand. (See Memphis)

Point 3: Spicy Beef.

Checks out; I bet Trump doesn’t even tip the attendant at full-service gas stations in New Jersey when he waddles out to Bedford.

It’s notable that people from other countries also consider peanut butter an uniquely “American” filling. An example would be on one of the episodes of the Great British Bake-Off (not sure which series, but it’s the Netflix one that uses the PBS broadcast) where one of the bakers made a chocolate-peanut butter pie for…

Turkey ragu sloppy joes.

Fox News is the Popovich CoY nominee for Worst Media Company: you know it’s the worst, but sometimes you need to give Dwayne Casey or George Karl an award before he gets fired.

I just call him “that grey dick rapist.”

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

Pretty click-baity title, Tom: I thought the news was going to be Jon Gruden pipped him for the Deadie Worst Coach award.

I belatedly nominate FEMA for 2017 Ass Team.

It’s located in Umamiville, a municipality that only recently seceded from Flavortown and some of its less desirable elements.

Another thing you could do besides the Big Salad is to be proactive in calling up places that look good to you—during slow hours, like Tuesday at 4:30pm—to ask them about the availability of gluten-free/vegetarian options so you have a running list of places that work for you.

It’s not a solution if your mother-in-law…

What kinds of wheat beers are you drinking? For some odd reason, I tend to get along with the Belgian wheat beers really well (Hoegaarden, Leffe, Delirium Tremens), but the German hefeweizens never seem to agree with me even though they’re also made from wheat. (Bitter backtaste, I find)

If it’s the case that you’ve…

It’s neat how many of these styles were the ones I gravitated to when trying out beer in college. Hoegaarden was the first illegal beer I bought, and I frequently got amber lagers and lambics from a local liquor store that carried a really impressive collection of imported and craft brews.

I don’t think I have a…

The Indian place near me is offering a buffet for Thanksgiving; I suggested the tagline, “Come celebrate Thanksgiving with real Indians!”

They didn’t bite.

I see they’re going by the Microsoft emoji version, rather than the very incorrect Google and Apple emoji versions.