St. Patrick’s Day is a hellscape of drunk idiots wearing puke-covered green clothing and smeared green glitter.

But Flag Day really should be in last place in part because some idiot with a crippling sense of a very justified inferiority complex was born on Flag Day 1946 and decided to commemorate it with both a Flag…

Bonus points for the double entendre.

Wizards Staff: $50 if you can set up livestream cameras of the practice facilities, video room, GM and coach’s offices.

I want to see all of this burn.

Maybe the small-town locals just want to talk about your kind of work, not necessarily your work.

If that case, have your conversations with them revolve around questions you’ve seen in this column, and see how they would handle them.

Arkansas is just 2-9 this season, with their wins coming over Tulsa and Eastern Illinois

You know, Mark Cuban sits baseline behind the photographers...

Where’s Dan Gilbert? He’s:

1) alienated the best player in the NBA twice;
2) been a cheap bastard who despite not extending the architect of his 2016 championship team, is still paying the salaries of 4 coaches and is deep into the cap;
3) created a failed revenge fantasy where his team would be in the playoffs (even…

Jesus, my bad.  My mind was on my travel plans for this weekend.

Wait, when did Ainge win a championship? He won plenty as a player but not (yet?) as a chief front office exec.

But that point of information aside, totally agree with you on your assessment on Grunfeld.

I’m not sure if I would make that big of a claim, but it was excellent and definitely a highlight of the post-Jim/Pam marriage seasons as the show plateaued then declined leading up to the final season.

More proof that Randall Park can’t be trusted:

One of my favorites is the Creative Labs’s keyboard drum demonstration. The joy in the demonstrator’s smile as he simply states, “This is rock-n-roll,” is pretty special to see...as is watching him rock out.

Lend your waitress your Sopranos DVD box set that you don’t watch anymore so she can get the pronunciation down.

In the meantime, fill yourself up with gabagool and shfooyadell.

It could just be that Melo’s asked not to be cut so as to not endure the humiliation of floating out there teamless. This way, he can claim to be “injured” and miraculously “recover” if some other team shows interest.

And no, the Rockets don’t need Melo’s roster spot; it’s a D’Antoni team, so the rotation is 7.5 guys,…

Kevin’s Japanese B-cuisine (as opposed to the healthy, fancy A-cuisine sushi, kaiseki, etc) reminds me of my favorite restaurant that was a Hawaiian restaurant. So similar dishes (katsu, chicken katsu, curry, etc) but also Hawaiian standards like loco moco and spam musubi.  Those were pretty good.

But the kicker was…

While you guys argue, I’m going to polish off the crispy top layer and leave the bottoms for others to deal with.

The burgers are solid and good for the price. The fries are trash.

Once the Instant Pot achieves culinary singularity, it’ll laugh at our silly notions of “umami” and “locavore” as typical meatbag naïvete.

It does think Better than Bouillon is awesome though.

Henceforth, if NRA employees feel that they ‘gotta have their java,’ they will be forced to drive two miles to the nearest Starbucks or Panera Bread through Fairfax’s hellish tangle of freeways. Good luck!