Seems pretty clumsy.  I’d imagine the WH toilets to be well-maintained enough that you don’t need to birdnest.

How does toilet paper even get stuck to one’s shoe? The only places toilet paper should be are: 1) hanging off the roll and not touching the floor; 2) in your hands, wiping whatever part of the body/toilet you’re trying to wipe; 3) inside the toilet bowl.

Like my avatar, I believe in aggressive passive-aggressive social policing.

*Iron Chef Chairman mode*

If memory serves me correctly, Venmo has an option where you can announce your payments on social media. Definitely do that, and make sure you mention the reason.

“Poppy just sent Thrifty Misty $3.87 for her share of a round of pumpkin spice lattes from Know-Nothing Nancy’s Cavorty Forty…

The criticism of the boomers comes from Vox.

Business Insider just went the lazy route and used pornhub data to explain how millenials’ supposed relatively lower interest in breasts is causing Hooters to not do well...even though Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt are.

From the linked Vox article:

Presumably Marsden is going to spend time with his true passion, selling hot dogs out of a windowless van to kids.

Apparently it’s the steering column made in Saginaw. Even in 1990 they were already asking GM for a recall; they did bubkes.

Screw GM.

This thing looks like a Donatos pizza and that’s not really a good thing.

The original “Don’t look back!”

I have no idea how I would handle this if it happened to me. What would you do if the mad pooper struck in your backyard? Would you stop him mid-poop?

That’s easy. When it’s stolen and left abandoned to be sold as scrap a week after you spent $1400 for a new timing belt.

In grad school, I was dirt poor and bought my friend’s ‘89 Bonneville as my first car. There was cosmetic rust and was extremely uncool, but it was cheap and the previous owner before my friend was…

I’m on Uberwife’s side here. Pulling string cheese is important because it brings back third-grade memories, when you pulled string cheese to delay futilely the end of snack time and the return to class.

I thought White Walkers carried tiki torches, not canes.

cumulatively, loyal brand servitude makes you better at the game than another player who doesn’t bother with that shit.

This was a home and not an apartment, but more proof that food delivery person should come up the stairs: Not only you’ll likely get a bigger tip, you might also be rescuing someone from a kidnapping situation!

The alcohol retention point about cooking with beer is a good one. In college, I once tried to make beer brats by marinting the brats in German hefeweizen (Francizkaner, I think). Poured the rest of the beer into the plan and left it in the oven until I thought it would be done.

When I opened the oven door, the…

I got FH3 regular edition and like it a lot. Didn’t buy any car packs, and bought the cars that I wanted with the in-game currency.

If that’s my experience, is there any real reason to pony up an extra $20 or $40 the upgraded editions?  It’s great to collect cars, but I’d rather perk up and upgrade the hell out of cars…

Someone's read Art of the Deal!

Yep.  And -$5 is the minimum; I’d likely ask for more.