I hate this image because it always looks like that part in the porno where the girl asks if extra credit is available.

It would be a little awkward, because I have no idea what channel MTV is on my cable package.

There’s a rumor that Kurt Loder is unhappy with his cable company.

The umpire was overhead screaming “Put him in a bodybag! Yeah!”

Is there a Kickstarter I can donate to?

Especially without proper sunscreen.

That picture looks like a video game glitch, where a pitcher winding for a pitch is interspliced with a talentless soccer player.

Although it could be interpreted as “Go Dodgers”.

And the home crowd cheering.

In a just world, Utley would have a drug tester guy showing up as soon as he re-entered the clubhouse.

To be fair, he did roll on shabbos.

It’ll be the article about how Chase Utley is being investigated for a string of liquor store robberies.

Dodgers odds to win World Series, before suspension: 5/1

:-(

Should I drop him now?